the first sign of the apocalypse

i can't decide if this is funny, frightening, or kind of sad. probably all three. best line? i think it's, "many have called, but the chosen is you. whatever you want, shorty, i'll give it to oo you." although it's hard to argue with, "a, a, a, a."

on further reflection, maybe creepy best describes it. i hate precocious kids. maybe just all people, precocious kids included.